Dudes! I got accepted to The Second City comedy school in Chicago today! I know what you’re thinking “Of course you did Corinne. You’re a crazy funny gal with awesome jokes who is also prettier than everyone in the world who can kill a bear with your own hands.”
I know. It was a long and trying road. But I finally got accepted. It was a huge accomplishment for me. What was the application process like, you ask? Oh. You know. A little of this. Little of that. They had to make sure that I was as funny as Tina Fey, Amy Pohler, Bill Murray, Dan Akroyd and other miscellaneous funny people. Thank goodness for me, I am.
By accepted, I mean I typed in my name and address online and they accepted my $300. So, while it may not be an accomplishment, it’s something to look forward to. That’s right… In three months, I will be three hundred dollars funnier.
Maybe that will help me figure out what the eff to do with this blog. I mean, really, it could use some direction. Looking through it is depressing. I remember thinking all of that shiz was funny at the time. Mainly it’s just rambly and weird. It sounds like I’m trying to be funny while applying for weird scholarships. I wanted this to be an original comedy blog, but I may have to switch over to a found funny kind of format.
Right now, it’s 4:21 am and I’m paying for some hardcore traveling, jetlag, and a little bit of poor time management. I’m slaving away to finish off my last week and everyone else is a few hours away from starting theirs. Oh man, is this a blog where I’m supposed to bitch about my life? Great! I accomplished that too.
Okay. Sorry if you didn’t laugh at this post. My bad. I’m so tired. I’m going to go to bed now, and when I wake up, I’m going to be Mike Meyers. That’s included in the registration fee.