I’m pretty exhausted this morning having tied one on a few too many times already this week. Yep, I’ve also been working hard trying to make friends with the comedy school kids, doing drunken yoga, getting called a hoochie while fully dressed on the street at ten a.m., etc. So instead of trying to figure out what to do with this god forsaken, directionless, heedless, godless, blog today, I’m going to do what most comedy bloggers do to fuel their weekly posting, and I’m going to stuff your noggin full of god forsaken, useless, directionless, heedless, godless meme. Thank god for godless meme.
What is this meme, you ask? Well, maybe we should start at the beginning since you obviously have been residing under a stone somewhere in another solar system for the past forever. This here, gadgety thing, that your eyes are now permanently glued to, is a computer. A long, long time ago, someone (I think it was Al Gore) figured out how to tie all of the computers in the world together. Now we can look forward to living in a future that is a lot closer to the Matrix than the Jetsons. The end.
Oh wait, I forgot to explain what meme is… Well, the word meme has some cultural and scientific background that goes waaaay back. But really, these days, it’s just the sh*t we all send to each other. It’s the dumb crap that we email, tweet, post on facebook, and tell our friends that they have to see. It’s the way we pretend that we’re creative. “Did you see what I photoshopped on that Scumbag Steve meme? That sh*t’s legendary!!! LOLMFAOBTQ!”
If you still have no idea what I’m talking about, you’re proabably lucky. You don’t have meme loving friends. Congratulations. Either that, or you don’t have friends, in which case… bummer. But I’m here for you. I’m sharing some old meme, so you can be in the loop, even though this loop is super old.
Anywho, let’s take a walk down meme-ory lane. See what I did there?
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